"...More rules and regulations from the CSDSIP insurance pool. MTHS exceptions include: ...(2) Art storage rack outside Art Room needs to be relocated to a non-traffic area to protect students/staff from potential eye cuts from art work protruding from rack."
And I literally guffawed. Those Christopher Guest movies are all too accurate. Remember Jonathan Steinbloom from A Mighty Wind?
"I'm a little afraid of these pokey things that are sticking out."
"Is that what they're called? They're at eye height. Someone could come over to sniff, admire, and poke an eye out. I'd love to clip it off."
I tried to find that clip on Youtube to no avail. I did, however, find this likewise-familiar conversation:
Am I right, fellow techies?