And here's the worksheet:
John the Baptist Questions
1. Who was John the son of?
a. That guy from LMFAO
b. Jesus
c. Zachariah
d. Kermit the Frog
2. What did John enjoy snacking upon?
a. Locusts
b. That guy from LMFAO
c. Flamin’ hot fries
d. Sand
3. Who did John think he should be baptized by?
a. Fergie
b. Mr. Carlstrom*
c. That guy from LMFAO
d. Jesus
4. How did John die?
a. He tried to kill Batman
b. His head was cut off
c. Broderick farted**
d. That guy from LMFAO murdered him with a spork.
5. What was done with John’s head?
a. It was put on a platter
b. That guy from LMFAO made it wiggle, wiggle, wiggle,wiggle, wiggle (yeah)
c. It was eaten by a polar bear
d. It was buried
6. Draw a picture of a chicken, just for the heck of it.
So, how'd you do? 100%?
* Their English teacher
** Yup, same kid.
So, how'd you do? 100%?
* Their English teacher
** Yup, same kid.
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