"Ooh, what's that?" my students asked. "Is that stuff for us?"
I checked the label. "Nope!" I declared. "It's my sample glasses!"
"What?" They were confused.
"It's a bunch of frames for me to try on for my new glasses," I explained.
"Are they hipster glasses?" Dylan asked. "Don't get hipster glasses."
"Oh, Dylan," I said. "They're based on vintage designs. The company's name is Warby Parker. They give a free pair to someone in need with every pair purchased," I held up the sample box full of tortoise-shelled frames. "These are about as hipster as I can get."
Dylan rolled his eyes while I poked through my new options. Two trial boxes later, I wound up with the Wilkie in Sugar Maple which, happily, arrived today all prescriptified!
To be fair to Dylan, though, I completely acknowledge this:
(which you can also watch here, since the embedding might be finicky. It's the first minute of the episode.)
And also this: