It's hot and muggy outside.
The cool breeze I'm feeling is completely artificial.
Jason's been dealing with Comcast (repeated through gritted teeth with a stern fist-shake: Comcast!) for 90 minutes to try to rectify a billing mistake they made while I happily weed through the 1000+ back entries on Google Reader.
I have a large glass of water next to me that I did not have to purchase.
I fully understand all dialogue and textual communication around me.
No one has tried to sell me a necklace or a sweater in, like, 12 hours.
Listen to that.
No pan flute music.
I'm back in the states and loving it.
P.S. But just for kicks: