When the passengers disembarked the train at Ollantaytambo, the line for the ladies' room at the terminal was a mile long since the bathroom on board had been occupied for the fasshion show.
One of the train attendants was waiting at the door to the men's room. When the last mman stepped out, he checked inside, then turned to the long line of ladies and saI, "It's all yours."
"Whoosh!" went half the line into the other bathrooms.
How brilliant is that?